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A persistent desire to live

I was small, in fact I was a midget; my world was composed of two objects – one pair of huge breasts and a flat my family lived in during the time. The flat was also big but not that impressive. And I was ready to conquer this world.

As I had grown up, this world built from those two very important things had gradually shrinked. Every square inch was thoroughly explored and conquered by the time I discovered that in fact there are other flats and loong streets outside. Not just my mother's boob and that tiny flat. Everything I knew collapsed. But I was so happy! There was suddenly much more to conquer!

There were even other women with boobs – that was particularly confusing. So I started again with conquering this new world. Then I was told that there are other towns and even bigger cities and billions of women with breasts.

I didn't believe them. I almost conquered the world and I was sure it just wasn't possible.

Yet they were right. So I had and I still have a world to conquer. My name is Jakub and I am going to be an astronaut.

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